Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i drank out of a bidet.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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