HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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