make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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