I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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