Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I forgot how hot balto sounded
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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