She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
no more duck duck goose at the bar
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
You did what with his pubic hair?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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