I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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