If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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