I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
We had sex on a dog bed..
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
