dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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