what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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