This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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