My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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