ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
So. Much. Porn.
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