Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
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Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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