Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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