We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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