if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
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in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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