conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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