so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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