Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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