omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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