I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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