Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
