Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My liver just broke up with me...
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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