And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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