I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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