honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You have to summon your inner elephant
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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