And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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