and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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