I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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