I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
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I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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