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i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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