Me too!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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