I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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