It's like God shit irony all over that family
I wish i was in the wii world.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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