can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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