i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
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Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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