all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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