Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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