have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You were trust falling into bushes
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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