No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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