im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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