The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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