I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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