chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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