All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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