Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I hate all girls vehemently.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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