Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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