I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I will die if light touches me.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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