You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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