I need help removing her.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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