I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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