The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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